Being A Humanities Major Who’s Friends With Stem Majors Is So Funny Because You’ll Ask Your Friends

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

Oh Brandon, the man that you are...

Man is in the middle of evacuating the LA wildfires, and his priorities are marijuana and lube. Even when in the midst of danger, he's still very much Blitz...

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota

The ironic part about this is that monopoly was literally invented as a jab at capitalism and the creator was a Georgist

5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

I like enemies to lovers not as a reflection of myself but because I like seeing other people who think they are unworthy or unlovable being proven wrong

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways