Latest Posts by charlsluvvr - Page 2

dazai's arrest but its like that kardashian episode kinda ish

fukuzawa: ranpo would you stop eating snacks, your brother is going to jail.

ranpo: and i'll be there to support him on a full stomach

kunikida, after he's finished his 10 minute scheduled break down: atsushi stop crying. we all knew this would happen

atsushi, sobbing: well yeah but-

junichiro: i always thought dazai-san would go to jail for like tax fraud or identity theft or something like that

yosano: instead its 138 counts of conspiracy to murder, 312 counts of extortion, and 625 counts of assorted fraud

naomi: that's actually a smaller number than i expected

kunikida: maybe his time in jail will let him reflect on his behavior and he'll come out a hardworking man

atsushi: i kind of figured we'd just break him out...

kyouka, nodding: yes me too

kunikida: well yes but

fukuzawa: children, calm down. dazai isn't going to jail. or at least not forever.

ranpo: lets let him suffer for a week. he ate the candies poe gave me :(

kenji: maybe we can kindly ask the government to let him go

junichiro: yeah, we have to have some shady shit on them. we can totally black mail them!!

atsushi, crying again: dazai-san was gonna teach me how to blackmail soon

kunikida: he was WHAT

yosano: speaking of which someone film this i promised the hat guy from the mafia i'd get him a copy

fukuzawa: yosano...

yosano: don't worry! im doing it for a lot of money! we can have a party for dazai when we break him out!

kyouka, patting atsushi's head: let's buy tofu