I Try My Best Not To Watch Scottish Youtubers Anymore Because If I Watch Them Too Much My Inner Monologue

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

me: i've had a busy morning, but things are slowing down. i'm going to make a few notes for sunday's d&d session.

every single person in the organisation sending me a teams message in that moment:

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

he didn't like rock

and i was fucking lobster

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

i have fallen deeper in the jujutsu kaisen hole than i ever wanted or anticipated but now that i am here and can't seem to shut up about it, i will once again post on ol' reliable here

these axolotl images spoke so much to me, and also led me to horrifying axolotl behavior discoveries that actually make the sukuita comparison even more fitting, so here they are - ugly bastard sukuna and little babie creature yuuji

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

cat fight