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Me on September 1 when it's 90 degrees out: it's FALL 🍂🍁🎃 I'm gonna wear sweaters and drink pumpkin spice lattes

Me on March 1 when it's 20 degrees out: it's SPRING 🌱🌼🌸 I'm gonna wear shorts and a t shirt and work in the garden

i thought you were a lesbian??

I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

If tumblr was a school we’d get the day off from classes for this

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion