No, You Aren't "behind In Life".

God finding useful programming advice on youtube is so fucking ridiculous. I'm just looking for backend dev advice, and it's so many like "TOP 5 THINGS YOUR PORTFOLIO NEEDS", "CREATE A PORTFOLIO IN 20 MINUTES", "USE THIS PROJECT TO GET A JOB INSTANTLY". Like all these tech influencers just make up bullshit to sound smart. I need a loser with no thumbnail who's been programming for 15 years not these bozos.

So apparently there's this very well-known part of cryptography called 'Nonces'. As in a plural of Nonce. AKA 'number used only once'. They've came up constantly during my module. For those of you who don't know, nonce is the British slang word for pedophile.

And my poor, foreign cryptography lecturer doesn't know this.

DING DONG !!!!!!!!!!!

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

what is HAPPENING

donna tartt: literally writes an entire 600 page book about how it can be dangerous to do things just for the aesthetic

us, already making pinterest boards: oh to be a classics student in vermont in the 80s drinking whiskey from a teacup and occasionally murdering people 

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

I've just made my new favourite meme